Help Me Find My Cell Phone

The other day I lost my cell phone. My wife couldn't find her cell phone. My cell phone is now our "Home Phone."
Bottom line: I couldn't call my cell phone. I couldn't get anyone else to call my cell phone. I couldn't think of anyone I could email to call me. I wasted maybe a half hour looking for the stupid thing! (It was under my son's bed behind a pillow.)

If I could have PAID someone to call me I would have done it. I looked online to see if anyone would do it.
This page is evidence of what I found. (Nothing!) I have decided to offer this service for free as long as possible. If I get a lot of fake requests I'll have to start charging again to eliminate the problem, email addresses will be provided to those called.

This service is available only in the United States and Canada.

For now, this is how it will work:
1. Send an email to the address below with your name and lost cell phone number, including the area code.(ten digit: xxx-xxx-xxxx)

2. I will receive your email and call your phone ASAP (As Soon As Possible).I will call no less than THREE (3) times unless a human answers the phone. Until I am able to automate this service there may be delays or gaps in the times that immediate service is available. This is subject to change. I offer no guarantees whatsoever! I will simply do my best to help you find your missplaced phone by calling it's number. Your name and number will not be retained, sold, or used for any purpose whatsoever, other than calling your phone to attempt to help locate it.

3. Calling Times! If you require late night/early morning calling times I will TRY to accommodate you. I will try to call your phone as soon as I get your request. I will limit my calls to approx. 8:00 am to 10:00 pm for your time zone unless you specify that late calls are ok. You may also specify earlier or later hours. (eg: "Don't call before ten am", or "No calls after 8 pm," or "Call any time!")